February 2012
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Katy Perry is No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100....
Why couldn’t it have been one of her good songs? :-/
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My co-worker asked where a good place on the body...
I nonchalantly suggested “Your neck, your back…”
I don’t think she understood it :/
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Fuck it.
All my friends and bandmates here at Berklee are “working on their own records”, even while simultaneously recording for the band I’m in.
So fuck it. I’m caving. If they can do it, so can I.
As of today I’m writing for my own album.
That way it’s all my terms.
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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Most Tops...
fuzzyphenomenal:
Give terrible, terrible Blow jobs.
Sweeping generalization. I have just found this to be true, these are the things I think about.
In my experience this has proved to be pretty true.
Hence why I work hard to excel at both sides of the issue.
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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU'RE FROM BOSTON!!
maninka:
i will follow everyone that reblogs this!
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wanderingaussie replied to your post: Thoughts on this week’s “Glee”, as written while I watch it.
Joe, what cracks me up is, you hate it, but you never miss an episode
We all know it’s just as fun (if not more so) to hate something than to like it.
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Thoughts on this week's "Glee", as written while I...
SEBASTIAN YOU BADASS AND YOUR PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ. GLEE CLUB IS SO HARDCORE.
I have a hard time believing Sue is pregnant. I almost feel like it’s a “fake pregnancy” storyline repeat. I wouldn’t be surprised.
Has Quinn ever kept the same storyline for more than 2 episodes in a row? Is she the good girl or bad girl this time? She’s one of these worst written characters on the show.
This whole...
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That epic moment when you get tipped a $20.
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themovieneverends asked: You sure do have a huge stick up your ass when it comes to Glee :L
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SNL is always at it's best when they get former...
Or Justin Timberlake.
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WatchIn which I attempt to be adorable with the cat but he decides to be an asshole.
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“If I should die this very day/Don’t cry, ‘cause on Earth we...”
– Whitney Houston, “My Love Is Your Love”.
ichoosedisco:
It always makes me furious when people say “oh I don’t get hangovers!”.
That’s because you don’t drink enough/haven’t been drinking long enough/drink alcopops.
But it will happen eventually. One day, you will get a hangover.
And I will be here. I will be waiting.
And I will delight in your pain.
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Lana Del Rey is absolutely divine.
And teh haterz are just @$$holes.
Anonymous asked: This is a different anon than the one that asked if you consider yourself a good person. How come you don't think you are one?
Anonymous asked: any1 who u think would have been good for u dating wise if different things happened in ur life
Anonymous asked: the boys you find cutest on your followers list?
danceswithknives asked: What is your favourite type of hard liquor :P
Anonymous asked: do you consider yourself a good person?