I’m a 24 years old music school graduate, currently living in San Francisco. Born in Wisconsin, lived in Beijing for 9 years of my childhood, have an unhealthy obsession of taking pictures of every moment of my life and putting them online (for some kind of subconscious validation), developing an insatiable appetite for performing and being successful with music, don't have an easy time keeping emotions to myself, I believe everyone is beautiful, boys with pretty eyes an innocent faces really get me, good food is a total weakness of mine, and I cry a lot. I care too much about things but sometimes have trouble showing it. As a result, I’m an asshole, but I think my blog is decent and hopefully you'll think so too. Just be sure you can handle someone else's opinions. Don't take me too seriously. Hit Counter


Anonymous asked
You can freely ejaculate by reading a book. The body is sensitive to touch, but that part of our body is an exit only. It's not meant to be entered or designed that way.

That’s not it’s primary function, sure. We just got creative. It’s a multifunctional orifice if you want it to be. Why the concern though? Whats gonna happen?

Anonymous asked
Liberal media brainwashing. The prostate is not a g spot. Our anuses are not reproductive organs. The prostate orgasm is a myth like cold fushion.

It doesn’t have to be a reproductive organ. I’ve witnesses enough hands-free ejaculations from prostate stimulation to know it does the job :)



when your art history classmate copies all your answers but gets higher grades than you, and when the issue is brought up with the school board, they take her side because she’s prettier

Anonymous asked
Most importantly, know that this gay thing is a big lie. If you can read the Bible, the Torah, please read it. We are spiritual bodies, we were spiritually abused. They are evil, they are everywhere. They conditioned us perversely. But God recompensates. Read it, find the truth, be the man you were meant to be. To the light!

lol if you’re just trolling then this isn’t very funny or original.

If you’re serious, then I’m just gonna leave this here.

Anonymous asked
Thoughts on gaga's album with tony Bennett? Also - if artpop had a next single, what do you think it should be and why

It’s a cool career move for her. None of her peers have the talent to do so and her voice sounds amazing on it.

I think the next single should be Manicure or Donatella because they’re catchy as all hell and would work beat on the radio.

Anonymous asked
do you have any fetishes

Not really

You forgot to add “drag queen” and “basic bitch” @dan_alport

You forgot to add “drag queen” and “basic bitch” @dan_alport

Anonymous asked
Question, what was the deal with Boston? Is there any specific reason why you didn't want to live there anymore?

I did like living there, and I still want to in a lot of ways. It’s just all my music connections were leaving town and it can be a dead end to some, career-wise. I really miss it and might come back at some point though.



person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?



me: image


horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*


*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D